Shhh...No One Cares

It's rude to say out loud...but totally acceptable to wear it on your shirt! Maybe if we point at it often enough, people will get the hint. Probably not. But, maybe?

• Premium, super-soft unisex shirt that looks great on men or women.
  
• Solid colors are 100% airlume-combed & ring-spun cotton.
• Athletic Heather is 90% airlume-combed & ring-spun cotton with 10% polyester.
• All other Heather colors are 52% airlume-combed & ring-spun cotton with 48% polyester.
• Each shirt is 4.2 oz. and 32 singles, or in layman’s terms, a lightweight shirt made of amazingly soft fabric.
• Made to order and ships out within 8 business days.

Care: Turn garment inside out to wash or iron. Do not iron directly over decoration. Use mild detergent in cold water on gentle cycle, no fabric softener or bleach. Tumble dry on low. Do not dry clean.

To Measure: We recommend laying a favorite shirt flat and measuring across the chest from seam to seam. Double that measurement and compare to the size chart, always round up if you are between sizes. All measurements are in inches, with a tolerance of +/- one inch.